Last one alive lock the door!
Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'.
Anonymous

Why did you have to send this twice. You also inflicted with short term memory loss?

Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'.
Anonymous

What the hell are you talking about, maggot? Are you coming on to me? Because the only thing I love is blowing things up into gibs!

So Mr. "Rocket Jumper"...think you can teach my guy Gordon here a few tricks?

You’ve come to the right place! Tell him to ditch his crowbar for a shovel. Or a frying pan. Or a pickaxe if he’s about to die. Unless there’s someone nearby with a high-tech gun that shoots life at you. But he might also be a spy. So make sure you spy check by bashing their heads in first! And of course, shoot a rocket directly below you if you need to reach a high place. Follow my advice and you’ll be invincible! Also make sure to pick up The Art of War by Sun Tzu for more great tips like these!

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