So Mr. "Rocket Jumper"...think you can teach my guy Gordon here a few tricks?
You’ve come to the right place! Tell him to ditch his crowbar for a shovel. Or a frying pan. Or a pickaxe if he’s about to die. Unless there’s someone nearby with a high-tech gun that shoots life at you. But he might also be a spy. So make sure you spy check by bashing their heads in first! And of course, shoot a rocket directly below you if you need to reach a high place. Follow my advice and you’ll be invincible! Also make sure to pick up The Art of War by Sun Tzu for more great tips like these!
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turretno86 said:
he should let Mommy GLaDOS train him
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